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Friday, February 15, 2008

Jim Cramer Sucks At Life

Jim Cramer sucks at life.
The best way to make 'mad money' is to stop watching Mad Money.

Don Harold DESTROYS Jim Cramer in this video. Watch it.

Other Stupid Jim Cramer Vidoes:
Cramer Off His Meds, Calls For Housing Shortage
Cramer: "We Have Armageddon!"
Cramer With Amensia
Cramer Making Fun of Bears


Anonymous said...

As recently as a few weeks ago, YouTube had a video under "Jim Cramer Market Manipulation". It seems to be gone, but in it, he describes how he was responsible for manipulating stocks through rumors, innuendo, and blatantly illegal manipulation. The average person is DOOMED if they listen to this clown.

Anonymous said...

I am glad for people like Cramer. Afterall I have to have someone on the other end of my trades... I am glad someone is keeping track of his calls, so we can all sit and laugh at him next year.

Anonymous said...

I've also heard that it's VERY easy to make money on Cramer's trades. Just wait a day or two for his pump and dump buddies to sell to the sheeple who follow Cramer, then watch the stocks he's bullish on go down.

Wasn't he recommending EMC a few weeks ago? Wasn't he calling a bottom on the whole financial sector three weeks ago? What a shyster! Has anyone seen C, MER, GS, BSC, MS, lately?

Anonymous said...

A year or two ago, Cramer was pumping the home builder stocks on his Mad Money TV show. I watched in total disbelief. He refered to home builders as "land banks."
Basically, his thesis was that the this time was different and that ther "land bank" status had eliminated the cyclical risk of the home building business.

Just like during the dot-bomb era, Cramer was profoundly wrong at the market top.

I'd love to see a You Tube video circulate showing Cramer's dot-com and housing buy calls.

Anonymous said...

I love Jim Cramer! I am holding some great stock that has every reason to grow and profit. Suddenly he hits a button and yells sell on his show (no reasoning given) and the company falls to its knees! Great guy who deserves to burn in hell.

Anonymous said...

Cramer is the devil. He spreads falsehoods with his forked tongue. Do not fall under his gaze or you will be doomed. Watch Bloomberg.

Anonymous said...

Forget Cramer….do your own research….or like they say flip a will always do better than Cramer. As I like to tell my friends and clients….long ago when I knew so little of how this game is played…I thought Cramer knew his stuff. And in the beginning I bought and held long a few of his picks as he so enthusiastically encouraged us to do. And in those naive days I sat and waited…hoping the stock would find a magical up side to pay me back a wee portion of my lost $$$..(ahh Cramers words of encouragement…”The CEO is a smart guy..doing the right things..blah blah blah..:):):):(:(:(”….but alas I had to sell for Cramer wrong. So here I sit today…a tad bit more aware of the market around me…having felt the pain of bad decisions and felt the joy of the good ones…feeling a need to share with you my agreement with this bit of news albeit it old. Mr. BooolahBullsh-t Cramer is TV…television…NYC-Hollywood…ENTERTAINMENT!!…GO CNBC..(ain’t Erin a cutey :)….a man with a TRUST FUND….that always recommends stocks owned by HIS funds. Only tells you to SELL SELL SELL…a fews days after he’s SOLD SOLD SOLD at a very sweet price…just before that “unexpected drop in price dispite the better than expected earnings report…” HELLO!!! I am ashamed to say I was once entralled by big Jim….but now…I can only sit and laugh…and pity those who trust this man. I still enjoy watching his antics…but I no longer listen to his advice “…opinions expressed by Jim Cramer are solely his own and are not those of CNBC..blah…seek advice from your own financial…” because he is not there to “make you MAD MONEY”…he’s there to make him mad money. Jim worked his butt off as a hedge fund manager…did a bang up job…got in the eye of CNBC because of that magnetic ohhh so outgoing personality…and now is having fun..making a ton for that charitable trust. :) Yep…that’s my definition of a genius too. Stick to the news folks…CNBC is there to show us some of the finest looking female journalist in the industry…and I’m a big fan. Oh…SiriusXM….it’s all up from here folks. I’m a large holder despite big Jim’s insightful wisdom (”geez”) :) Fundamentals are great…XM is great…Sirius is great. Subscribers are down…ok….and how many do we have now…hmmmm….and who else provides such a unique long awaited radio freedom….who…..oh….just SIRI!!

Siriusly folks…given this emotionally influenced market and the added effect of Mr. Cramer to the unfortunate millions of his viewers…SIRI is down…unreasonably down because of Jim……..well before their report of lower subscription rates. If I’m reading this right…aren’t they still a multi-billion dollar company. Now’s that’s a penny stock worth owning.

Still hooked on Jim…try this logic…..pick a stock…say…SIRI…and if we ALL buy a few shares…the price will go up….and we ALL buy a few more…the price will go up….hey….neat….we can all help each other get rich. Or….or I could just put SIRI in my TRUST FUND….and tell you to buy it and you’ll help me get rich…..but remember…I’m here to help YOU make money…MAD MONEY!!!

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Anonymous said...

Regarding Cramer's 10/5/11 show, he went on w/ Bernie Sanders about oil speculators and their impact and urged his audience to contact regulators. Never once was this impact quantified.

I sent him an e-mail asking what the impact was.... no reply via his show segment on mail.

A few years ago, I also sent him an e-mail about bad advice he gave to NOT BUY Home Depot stock to a HD employee.

The employee said that HD kicks in an additional 15% stock on top of what they buy. Cramer is STUPID. Where else in the market can you go and get an immediate 15% return on your investment? (I had a similar program as a Wal-Mart affiliate employee).

Once again, no reply via show or personal e-mail...


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